Madame Semver Will See You Now
A blog post titled "Madame Semver Will See You Now" frames semantic versioning decisions through a tarot-card reading metaphor, suggesting that versioning outcomes are predetermined and inevitable.
A blog post titled "Madame Semver Will See You Now" frames semantic versioning decisions through a tarot-card reading metaphor, suggesting that versioning outcomes are predetermined and inevitable.
The article compares the tech industry's reliance on Semantic Versioning (SemVer) to a quack doctor's placebo pill, arguing it gives a false sense of safety while developers ignore deeper systemic issues in dependency management and API stability.