“无法避免”称此现象频发语言的用户表示
一篇讽刺性文章，模仿新闻中“无法避免”这一表述，指出在某种编程语言中特定类型的安全漏洞（CVE-2026-45584）频繁发生，而社区却常将其视为不可避免的事件。文章通过戏仿手法，批评该语言社区对反复出现漏洞的麻木态度，以及将系统性问题归咎于“无法避免”的倾向。
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