「防ぐ方法はない」と、これが日常的に起こる唯一の言語のユーザーが言う
ソフトウェアエンジニアリングコミュニティでよく見られる「防ぎようがない」という諦めの反応を風刺した記事。CVE-2026-45584と称される架空の深刻な脆弱性に対し、特定のプログラミング言語（Rust）のユーザーだけが常に同様の問題に直面しているにもかかわらず、その言語コミュニティ内で「防ぐ方法はない」という決まり文句が繰り返される傾向を皮肉っている。実際には適切な対策が可能であることを暗に示す痛烈なメタファー。
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